Figs Over Easy

Fun Fact:

I haven’t washed my jeans in three months. I’ve worn them everyday since purchase.

I’ve spilled:

  • Fish sauce
  • Beer
  • All kinds of hard liquor
  • Salsa
  • Sweat (Can you spill sweat?)
  • Lotion
  • Chain lubrication
  • Soda
  • Toothpaste

All kinds of nasty shit.