The Ten Commandments of Being A HypeBeast. xD
The Ten Commandments of Being a HypeBeast.
I. Thou shall rock the Flannel. Thou shall wear Flannels of vast colors and different shapes (I.e - The dress shirt, tank top, blouse, etc.). Thou shall not be afraid of stripes and squares, thou shall look for it and buy it.
II. Thou shall wear visually stimulating shirts with big prints on the front, back, or side when not rocking a Flannel. Thou shall wear shirts that have big images and words (often bold or tagged) across, or shirts with ‘dope’ characters that represent true streetwear. [Leather jackets or Windbreakers are also acceptable. - Karmaloop.com is a must look through website of the HypeBeast.]
III. Thou shall work on attaining the biggest plugs possible. Thou shall endure the pain of making your ear hole bigger to attain the godly HypeBeast goal of Double Zero gauges. [Spikes and any other visually scary item may be pushed through the ear to display thou’s HypeBeastness.]
IV. Thou shall wear fitted jeans. The more expansive of prints and colors attained, the better thou shall be known for. Thou shall not be hurt by ‘homo’ remarks from others. Thou shall remember that thou is a HypeBeast. Simple.
V. Thou shall often wear scarves, kefia’s, or bandanas around thy’s neck to display their level of coolness. Thou’s neck apparel must not be gang related and must often be poofy to appear cold when you’re actually cool.
VI. Thou shall resort to wearing fitted hats, colorful watches, and most importantly - The freshest kicks around. [The most common brands of this commandment include New Era, G-Shock, Nike, and Vans. - But the HypeBeast is usually never limited to just one brand.]
VII. Thou shall attend as many HypeBeast gatherings as possible. Thou shall try to hang out with the other HypeBeast breed and show up at dope concerts, car shows, raves, clothing store openings, or any other event deemed ‘Fitted.’
VIII. Thou shall know or want to learn a HypeBeast style of dance to do at major events of Commandment VII. The main dance of the HypeBeast culture is Jerkin, but is also open to popping, locking, bboying, and any other aspect of hip hop dancing that gives the appearance of being ‘Dope,’ ‘Sick,’ or ‘Fresh.’
IX. Thou shall follow the trends of the HypeBeast Gods: Kanye West, Pharrell, The Cool Kids, etc. Thou shall look for the God’s new Yeezy’s, Ice Creams, or sexy apparel created. Thou shall remember that these clothers were made by GODS of the Hypebeast.
X. Thou shall not be afraid to look and wear the colors of the rainbow. The more colors that thou shall wear, the better! [Purple & Teal being the Hypest of the HypeBeast culture colors.]
OMFG. LMAOMore like “The Ten Commandments of Being Nick Tang”
